"PorkchoPlissken" (porkchoplissken) 03/31/2016 at 21:01 • Filed to: None

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4th Gen Eclipse. Been a while since I’ve seen one, especially this nice looking. Could do without the wheels. The body has grown on me in the last few years too, I hated them for a while.

LOREM IPSUM > PorkchoPlissken 03/31/2016 at 22:00

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Bloated, gutless, chick-mobile imo... for the last few generations.

Mitsubishi repeatedly strikes gold, then they intentionally ruin everything.

Eclipse gst, gsx, universally loved, neutered by Mitsubishi.

Lancer Evolution... killed off. Pile of shit base model remains.

3000gt vr4... Technological marvel, nearly unparalleled, dropped to make way for cheap pieces of shit wannabe rental cars, without the reliability.

Starion anyone?

So much wasted potential. Fuck em, let them Pontiac themselves imo.

JCAlan > PorkchoPlissken 03/31/2016 at 22:43

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So much better than that dodge stratus abomination that preceded it.

Shmevans > LOREM IPSUM 03/31/2016 at 23:05

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What’s a chick-mobile? You mean like the Miata which every dude here loves? That’s always been a lame saying for people who need their cars to help make them feel macho... imo.

PorkchoPlissken > LOREM IPSUM 03/31/2016 at 23:30

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Don’t forget the Montero. What a workhorse it was.

LOREM IPSUM > Shmevans 04/01/2016 at 01:26

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When they remove it’s balls, make it fat and bloated, and the only real redeeming quality it has left is that girls think it’s “cute”... yeah, chick car. No balls. No handling prowess. The only people who thought it was still cool were non-auto-enthusiast women and Tyrese.

The Miata was never deserving of such a title. Too damn much fun sliding it around. Front engine, rwd, top loader trans, lightweight, ass damn near dragging on the ground from the factory. A classic example of what a roadster should be and an excellent platform to improve on.... which the last few iterations of the ‘clipse were certainly not.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PorkchoPlissken 04/04/2016 at 22:08

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Y’know the old saying, “If you can’t think of anything nice to say, don’t say anything?”

With that in mind, here are some of my thoughts on the 4th gen Eclipse:

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